Amazon Weight-loss Clinic

Coming soon:

After one bottle of out special untreated/non-purified Amazon stream water, the pounds will start to melt off!  Our system is a totally organic way to introduce various parasitic microbes into your intestines, where they will eat their way to a thinner you!

No special diets to trouble with.  You may eat whatever you can hold down, and as much and as often as possible.  You WILL NOT be able to gain weight.  So why spend hundreds or thousands of dollars on fads that don't work?  This is guaranteeing to reduce your weight, or your money back!